Sunday, February 1, 2009

This is serious.

Apparently, many people are not taking this blog of mine seriously. I have been unjustly accused of being "funny," "hilarious," and one person even said, (and I quote with real quotes, not fingers) (quote-->)" You seem to be a real comic. "(<--unquote)

I want everyone out there to know that this blog and everything associated with me in the past, present, future, or any other temporal dimension will always be completely, absolutely, and unequivocally serious.

You will find no silly or tongue-in-cheek (or anywhere else, sicko!) comments here, there, or anywhere. I will not make them with a fox. I will not make them in a box. I will not make them, Sam-I-am.

So, if you agree to accept every word written here as the absolute truth, and view it in the most sincere manner possible, then you are welcome to visit here as often as you like. Anyone who violates this rule will suffer the most dire of possible consequences: a mark on your PERMANENT record.

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